Rhyming can be nice, but if it's done only for the sake of rhyming, it lowers quality. A lot of these rhymes are cliche, and my guess is that you spent a lot of time focusing on rhymes instead of the material. For example, I don't really see where you never stop grinning comes in when this set of lyrics has to do with being confused with a love one. Also a small crossing of themes here, it may be your aim, but it does weaken the original focus. Starting off "What's wrong...my life" introduces...

A bit boring "just get over it" no real emphasis of any sort. Try having words with a bit more pride, since I don't imagine this taking the inspiring path when the topic of rock throwing is up.

Short and very funny. In the notes explain what a lederhosen is, that was the only thing thrwoing me off. Can't think of any other way to improve it, although I'm curious if there was a serious point behind writing this or if it was just for fun. 10's all around, I rarely do that.

The elipse isn't needed. It's not bad; "think again!" would be even more cliche. Something connecting it being a bad thought? My suggestions suck, but stop thinking seems like an odd thing to have for a quotation. If you weren't trying to keep it short, adding a small phrase saying they need to let someone else think for a bit could help.

Went downhill. Was funny at first, but I think it's because you tried to make a magazine appear violent to someone in a literal sense that made it a tad dry at the end. Maybe if the ending somehow involved wizards as well as childhood abuse? I think it's easier to make something fantasy related funny than something like childhood abuse by itself. I can't think of anything personally, but if I did think of it, you wouldn't be the one writing then. Sorry, it's the end that needs work.

haha, I think just for giggles I would've had "Memoirs: Ummmmmm." Funnier out of the six word challenges I've seen. Well done.

=/ Maybe he should've done it out of pressure from someone who says he's crappy at everything, then his shot's so bad he shoots the person instead of himself. I don't know, very dry, I wish I had better advice.

Hm, hard to work with the length, but for a short piece I have to admire the swap the of hate/love goodheart/bad-ideas and taking-to/dying-for, but all the reader has to base this off of is perfume. I can't really understand anything beyond this surface you've given readers. I guess we both know nothing about the person. Im curious how with that ending it warms hearts(the goals ranking)? Just wondering.

Hm, the rhyming didn't add anything for me, that cliche rhyme sort of bugged me. But it speaks the truth how using cheap little tricks only gets you so far.8/10