Before I call you man and wife, this tale I must recite, To you, good groom I speak the most, you do I pre-indict, For once I had a wife so fair that god was made to swoon, But now, for crimes I shall explain, I live in my own tomb, There once was a ship And on the ship were gathered all the creatrues from the land, And two by two by two they marched on board at my command, And all their lowly destiny I held in my own hand, For God bequeathed all creatures great and small as my domain, From e...