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Short Story / Escaping the Future
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I discovered time travel when I was just eight years old. I still look back with fond memories at the days when I used to put on my helmet and pick up my sword and disappear under the table, through my secret time portal. In reality my helmet was my mother's collander and my sword, just an old wooden spoon. At the time, that collander had protected me from medievil mace and Norman arrows while my spoon was the fiery blade that ran through many a trecherous villain. That was my reality. ______...
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Short Story / The Italian
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If there are more women than men in the world, how can it be that I am single. Who is having my share. I lie awake at night imagining some lucky little Italian strutting around Venice with a wash of twenty beautiful girls lying in his wake. I hate this man. Whether he exists or not. I am not some Italian hater. For heaven’s sake, I am Pavorotti’s biggest fan. It is just the very idea that rubs me the wrong way, the idea that while I have nobody to care for, somebody is spoiled for choice. It ...
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Robert Mozelewski I died a few years ago thoroughly expecting to go to heaven having lead a pretty low key and un-prepossessing existence. Sure enough I climbed a metaphorical stairway to what I assume were the pearly gates. I waited in line, patiently while St Peter sorted out who was on the list. At least that’s what I thought was happening, I later found that ol’ Pete had rather a talent for delegation and was employing two trainee angels who were finding the filing system taxing. I suppos...
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Short Story / What's it all about?
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Two twins, separated at birth, lead very different lives before becoming involved in unbelievable circumstances. This film was atrocious. I mean that it was really bad. I’m not generally one to make complaints of this kind, but this clichéd nonsense offended my sensibilities on a very deep and personal level. Besides, I was pissed at spending a fiver to rent the bloody thing. I resented the idea that a fifty-five year old 'actor' (in the loosest possible sense) with a face so craggy that you ...
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A bacon slicer walked nonchalantly past my bedroom window. Of course, this piece of industrial butchery equipment was not alone… it was accompanied by a man, for, a levitating bacon slicer would be just plain weird. However, a man scuttling across a deserted Cross Street carrying a bacon slicer isn’t exactly run of the mill. I pondered for a minute as to why a man would want a large bacon slicer (that was undoubtedly big enough to cope with quite a sizeable boiled ham) on a dreary and rather ...
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