Tag / Satire

Anchovies are everywhere. Billions and billions of anchovies. Covering every fucking inch of the room. Dad said it was just

Chapter One:

The Annoying Acrid Adolescent Acquires Access

to an Absolutely Awesome Alliance who

     There are places that challenge the imagination, with enormous domes of blue sky and the deepest s

    Myself, Tom, Stan, and Theodore stood at the edge of the universe, watching the swirling galaxies,

    “I spyyyyyyyyyyyyyy-” Joshua stretches the last word into an intangible droning sound typically

     “…I just don’t plan on coming home right away.” Travis says into his cell phone. He looks

        “You buying anything, boss?” Travis turns around to meet the voice with

Oh’ my God
What am I to do with coffee?
I am old but childish in mind
And still like toffee.

I am writing this on January the 2nd, in the year of our Lord, 2007. Before the end of this year I will be dead. I like to

Originally published in the Broken Inglish Commonwealth & Empire Trumpeter, June 8th, 1944.

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