Analysis for The Destruction of the World (or, "That'll Teach Em!")

Lexical analysis

Number of words (tokens): 100
Number of distinct words (types): 45
Average number of words per sentence: 9.09
Average number of words per paragraph: 100.0
Lexical Density: 0.45
Longest Word: 'foolishly.' (10)
Shortest Word: 'got' (3)
Ten Most Frequent Words:
control 1
regret 1
point 1
reached 1
years 1
2009) 1
freakin 1
chunks 1
earth 1
pod 1

Textual analysis

Number of paragraphs: 1
Average number of sentences per paragraph:: 11.0
Longest Sentence: 'and once i've reached a vantage point i'll put on some tunes and smoke a joint and watch chunks of earth fly all over the freakin place!' (27 words)
Shortest Sentence: 'they laughed!' (2 words)
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
4.04
Readability according to Automated Readability Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
-4.97
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index
(the higher, the harder to read):
-0.9
Average readability
(the higher, the harder to read):
-0.61

Phrasal analysis

Ten most frequent two-word phrases:
thousand years 1
vantage point 1
spaceship stocked 1
never met 1
regret denying 1
freakin place 1
stasis pod 1
control unit 1
earth fly 1
outer space 1
Ten most frequent three-word phrases:
(22 june 2009) 1
Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words
i'll take 1
the stasis 1
and all 1
stasis pod 1
this genius 1
got the 1
they called 1
is the 1
had it 1
my demands 1
Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words:
is the end 1
"mad" and "evil" 1
i'm doin it 1
tunes and smoke 1
once i've reached 1
had it up 1
pod is docked 1
earth fly all 1
few thousand years 1
put on some 1