| Number of paragraphs: |
139 |
| Average number of sentences per paragraph:: |
2.21 |
| Longest Sentence: |
'hearing salvador talk like that as i sat at the pink taco, scanning the nearby tables of chubby types with chubby tykes, i had difficulty suppressing the urge to jump in the grand marquis with him and start barreling down all the way south to border and o' (64 words) |
| Shortest Sentence: |
'lights out.' (2 words) |
Readability according to Gunning-Fog Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
7.96 |
Readability according to Automated Readability Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
0.5 |
Readability according to Coleman-Liau Index (the higher, the harder to read): |
2.87 |
Average readability (the higher, the harder to read): |
3.78 |
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases: |
| san tana |
5 |
| beer cans |
4 |
| grand marquis |
4 |
| don’t think |
3 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| pink taco |
3 |
| empty beer |
3 |
| just get |
3 |
| looked like |
3 |
| strip mall |
3 |
|
| Ten most frequent three-word phrases: |
| empty beer cans |
3 |
| mexican cowboy bar |
2 |
| just heading south |
2 |
| tana (the market |
1 |
| bright light places |
1 |
| can totally understand |
1 |
| fancy ice cream |
1 |
| lee roth mood |
1 |
| hoping he’d suggest |
1 |
| names like atitlan |
1 |
|
| Ten most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words |
| i was |
23 |
| in the |
21 |
| of the |
14 |
| out of |
12 |
| on the |
11 |
| i had |
11 |
| at the |
9 |
| in a |
9 |
| to the |
9 |
| and i |
8 |
|
| Ten most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| out of here |
4 |
| i want to |
4 |
| bump on my |
4 |
| the bump on |
4 |
| a couple of |
4 |
| on my head |
4 |
| i got to |
4 |
| the pink taco |
3 |
| what looked like |
3 |
| get out of |
3 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases: |
| san tana |
5 |
| beer cans |
4 |
| grand marquis |
4 |
| empty beer |
3 |
| pink taco |
3 |
| looked like |
3 |
| stock price |
3 |
| just get |
3 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| strip mall |
3 |
| don’t think |
3 |
| “i’m going |
2 |
| handcuffed salvador |
2 |
| plastic bottle |
2 |
| heading south |
2 |
| ice cream |
2 |
| software company |
2 |
| just heading |
2 |
| police officer |
2 |
| didn’t care |
2 |
| mexican cowboy |
2 |
| two weeks |
2 |
| hard liquor |
2 |
| saw salvador’s |
2 |
| david spackmann |
2 |
| pretty much |
2 |
| don’t know |
2 |
| steering wheel |
2 |
| cowboy bar |
2 |
| smiling taco |
2 |
| rearview mirror |
2 |
| salvador cracked |
2 |
| glove compartment |
2 |
| next morning |
2 |
| just trying |
2 |
| behind us |
2 |
| “i’m just |
2 |
|
| Most frequent three-word phrases: |
| empty beer cans |
3 |
| mexican cowboy bar |
2 |
| just heading south |
2 |
|
| Most frequent five-word phrases: |
| the bump on my head |
4 |
| i was wasting my life |
2 |
| to get some time off |
2 |
| part of the reason i |
2 |
| to step out of the |
2 |
| you to step out of |
2 |
| i paused for a moment |
2 |
| how i was wasting my |
2 |
|
| Most frequent two-word phrases, including stop words: |
| i was |
23 |
| in the |
21 |
| of the |
14 |
| out of |
12 |
| on the |
11 |
| i had |
11 |
| to the |
9 |
| at the |
9 |
| in a |
9 |
| and i |
8 |
| but i |
7 |
| of my |
7 |
| he was |
7 |
| got to |
7 |
| in my |
7 |
| going to |
7 |
| one of |
7 |
| my head |
7 |
| bump on |
6 |
| i felt |
6 |
| with the |
6 |
| to go |
6 |
| at a |
6 |
| the same |
6 |
| want to |
6 |
| into the |
6 |
| with a |
6 |
| began to |
6 |
| on a |
6 |
| the car |
5 |
| there was |
5 |
| have to |
5 |
| i saw |
5 |
| to get |
5 |
| of a |
5 |
| a little |
5 |
| san tana |
5 |
| on my |
5 |
| trying to |
5 |
| i don’t |
5 |
| that i |
5 |
| too much |
5 |
| as a |
5 |
| for a |
5 |
| up in |
4 |
| a couple |
4 |
| the marquis |
4 |
| came to |
4 |
| the bump |
4 |
| my father |
4 |
| as he |
4 |
| if i |
4 |
| i got |
4 |
| to see |
4 |
| grand marquis |
4 |
| beer and |
4 |
| how i |
4 |
| time off |
4 |
| was a |
4 |
| where you |
4 |
| as though |
4 |
| as i |
4 |
| not go |
4 |
| the next |
4 |
| the pink |
4 |
| couple of |
4 |
| to me |
4 |
| part of |
4 |
| i could |
4 |
| beer cans |
4 |
| of here |
4 |
| i want |
4 |
| it was |
4 |
| to have |
3 |
| empty beer |
3 |
| a moment |
3 |
| get out |
3 |
| just get |
3 |
| my life |
3 |
| to drive |
3 |
| to a |
3 |
| when i |
3 |
| a software |
3 |
| where i |
3 |
| of time |
3 |
| had a |
3 |
| had been |
3 |
| next to |
3 |
| would have |
3 |
| pink taco |
3 |
| i’m going |
3 |
| enough to |
3 |
| of his |
3 |
| the world |
3 |
| most of |
3 |
| a few |
3 |
| don’t think |
3 |
| ended up |
3 |
| i thought |
3 |
| way to |
3 |
| looked like |
3 |
| to take |
3 |
| you know |
3 |
| but with |
3 |
| the office |
3 |
| that was |
3 |
| as it |
3 |
| killing the |
3 |
| the grand |
3 |
| his head |
3 |
| from the |
3 |
| looked at |
3 |
| go to |
3 |
| at least |
3 |
| i have |
3 |
| all the |
3 |
| my parents |
3 |
| able to |
3 |
| strip mall |
3 |
| salvador had |
3 |
| at me |
3 |
| i can |
3 |
| had just |
3 |
| the way |
3 |
| what looked |
3 |
| i’d been |
3 |
| down at |
3 |
| grown up |
3 |
| off and |
3 |
| for some |
3 |
| my hometown |
3 |
| stock price |
3 |
| in san |
3 |
| reason i |
3 |
| and the |
3 |
| was on |
3 |
| about how |
2 |
| put my |
2 |
| the side |
2 |
| here for |
2 |
| and began |
2 |
| we got |
2 |
| felt i |
2 |
| up against |
2 |
| why i |
2 |
| each day” |
2 |
| he stepped |
2 |
| was being |
2 |
| some time |
2 |
| people in |
2 |
| car and |
2 |
| to step |
2 |
| down in |
2 |
| border and |
2 |
| but i’d |
2 |
| just heading |
2 |
| and what |
2 |
| they were |
2 |
| i kept |
2 |
| this place |
2 |
| to beer |
2 |
| force that |
2 |
| a way |
2 |
| was probably |
2 |
| with my |
2 |
| these days |
2 |
| police officer |
2 |
| to use |
2 |
| few days |
2 |
| been drinking |
2 |
| salvador would |
2 |
| up and |
2 |
| i tried |
2 |
| and not |
2 |
| i just |
2 |
| but in |
2 |
| over my |
2 |
| me as |
2 |
| before my |
2 |
| was no |
2 |
| need to |
2 |
| a second |
2 |
| the bathroom |
2 |
| and just |
2 |
| from a |
2 |
| to make |
2 |
| week after |
2 |
| was only |
2 |
| you can |
2 |
| back to |
2 |
| i went |
2 |
| his feet |
2 |
| a flashlight |
2 |
| be able |
2 |
| a bus |
2 |
| so i |
2 |
| the landscape |
2 |
| to do |
2 |
| i looked |
2 |
| i stuck |
2 |
| was about |
2 |
| cowboy bar |
2 |
| a lot |
2 |
| the ticker |
2 |
| of these |
2 |
| ice cream |
2 |
| i’ll be |
2 |
| have a |
2 |
| my friend |
2 |
| settle down |
2 |
| when he |
2 |
| do you |
2 |
| the more |
2 |
| mexicans in |
2 |
| handcuffed salvador |
2 |
| as salvador |
2 |
| heading south |
2 |
| software company |
2 |
| the steering |
2 |
| with him |
2 |
| pretty much |
2 |
| the police |
2 |
| steering wheel |
2 |
| me in |
2 |
| smiling taco |
2 |
| was the |
2 |
| he said |
2 |
| the reason |
2 |
| bar in |
2 |
| my nose |
2 |
| a bottle |
2 |
| a week |
2 |
| plastic bottle |
2 |
| for the |
2 |
| wasting my |
2 |
| hard liquor |
2 |
| when the |
2 |
| a new |
2 |
| about what |
2 |
| to not |
2 |
| wanted to |
2 |
| you to |
2 |
| had to |
2 |
| of us |
2 |
| i really |
2 |
| you could |
2 |
| should have |
2 |
| “i don’t |
2 |
| looking at |
2 |
| out in |
2 |
| mexican cowboy |
2 |
| just a |
2 |
| the rearview |
2 |
| this to |
2 |
| i began |
2 |
| i should |
2 |
| this was |
2 |
| for our |
2 |
| just trying |
2 |
| but as |
2 |
| “i’m just |
2 |
| to quit |
2 |
| at his |
2 |
| of empty |
2 |
| salvador was |
2 |
| wandering off |
2 |
| stepped on |
2 |
| to look |
2 |
| a handcuffed |
2 |
| the glove |
2 |
| i came |
2 |
| long i |
2 |
| saw salvador’s |
2 |
| deep in |
2 |
| was just |
2 |
| glove compartment |
2 |
| the point |
2 |
| ian was |
2 |
| behind us |
2 |
| to be |
2 |
| the window |
2 |
| you had |
2 |
| as the |
2 |
| near his |
2 |
| the time |
2 |
| months as |
2 |
| had gotten |
2 |
| waking up |
2 |
| know why |
2 |
| had difficulty |
2 |
| i figured |
2 |
| and on |
2 |
| two weeks |
2 |
| to work |
2 |
| a plastic |
2 |
| get some |
2 |
| and was |
2 |
| first few |
2 |
| just as |
2 |
| or at |
2 |
| tried to |
2 |
| the cops |
2 |
| stuck to |
2 |
| and had |
2 |
| at each |
2 |
| didn’t care |
2 |
| those first |
2 |
| in his |
2 |
| i wasn’t |
2 |
| take the |
2 |
| itself in |
2 |
| the stock |
2 |
| salvador cracked |
2 |
| next morning |
2 |
| “why not |
2 |
| to panama |
2 |
| of an |
2 |
| think i |
2 |
| for too |
2 |
| go wandering |
2 |
| was guzzling |
2 |
| to happen |
2 |
| idea of |
2 |
| “i’m going |
2 |
| out to |
2 |
| get on |
2 |
| and start |
2 |
| back down |
2 |
| to an |
2 |
| to believe |
2 |
| if we |
2 |
| only a |
2 |
| like a |
2 |
| step out |
2 |
| in one |
2 |
| i guess |
2 |
| accelerated and |
2 |
| paused for |
2 |
| you were |
2 |
| how long |
2 |
| more i |
2 |
| away from |
2 |
| i paused |
2 |
| take a |
2 |
| was wasting |
2 |
| the idea |
2 |
| i stopped |
2 |
| i need |
2 |
| thinking about |
2 |
| the firm |
2 |
| it wasn’t |
2 |
| though i |
2 |
| david spackmann |
2 |
| rearview mirror |
2 |
| take off |
2 |
| that had |
2 |
| don’t know |
2 |
| to settle |
2 |
| advantage of |
2 |
| my friends |
2 |
| for my |
2 |
|
| Most frequent three-word phrases, including stop words: |
| on my head |
4 |
| i got to |
4 |
| a couple of |
4 |
| the bump on |
4 |
| i want to |
4 |
| bump on my |
4 |
| out of here |
4 |
| the grand marquis |
3 |
| empty beer cans |
3 |
| the pink taco |
3 |
| get out of |
3 |
| up in the |
3 |
| in san tana |
3 |
| what looked like |
3 |
| i paused for |
2 |
| came to believe |
2 |
| to get some |
2 |
| to the point |
2 |
| one of my |
2 |
| at a software |
2 |
| of my friends |
2 |
| in the office |
2 |
| people in the |
2 |
| you to step |
2 |
| about how i |
2 |
| of here for |
2 |
| i felt i |
2 |
| i don’t think |
2 |
| but i felt |
2 |
| the more i |
2 |
| and i was |
2 |
| mexican cowboy bar |
2 |
| if i was |
2 |
| i had a |
2 |
| killing the landscape |
2 |
| get some time |
2 |
| of these days |
2 |
| the steering wheel |
2 |
| a plastic bottle |
2 |
| but i got |
2 |
| i was just |
2 |
| was only a |
2 |
| i was wasting |
2 |
| stuck to beer |
2 |
| salvador had just |
2 |
| there was a |
2 |
| one of the |
2 |
| part of the |
2 |
| wasting my life |
2 |
| in the rearview |
2 |
| the rearview mirror |
2 |
| the glove compartment |
2 |
| the next morning |
2 |
| just trying to |
2 |
| i saw salvador’s |
2 |
| going to quit |
2 |
| was wasting my |
2 |
| i was guzzling |
2 |
| bump on the |
2 |
| i stuck to |
2 |
| go wandering off |
2 |
| i began to |
2 |
| the idea of |
2 |
| don’t think i |
2 |
| next to a |
2 |
| i had difficulty |
2 |
| paused for a |
2 |
| i had to |
2 |
| i came to |
2 |
| for a moment |
2 |
| just heading south |
2 |
| to step out |
2 |
| he stepped on |
2 |
| to settle down |
2 |
| i have to |
2 |
| into the glove |
2 |
| a software company |
2 |
| to take off |
2 |
| near his feet |
2 |
| get on a |
2 |
| at the pink |
2 |
| or at least |
2 |
| on a bus |
2 |
| in my hometown |
2 |
| a handcuffed salvador |
2 |
| i’m going to |
2 |
| stepped on the |
2 |
| step out of |
2 |
| some time off |
2 |
| accelerated and the |
2 |
| be able to |
2 |
| the reason i |
2 |
| how long i |
2 |
| of the reason |
2 |
| at the ticker |
2 |
| looking at the |
2 |
| got to get |
2 |
| to go to |
2 |
| and what looked |
2 |
| and not go |
2 |
| not go wandering |
2 |
| how i was |
2 |
| all the way |
2 |
| i was on |
2 |
| of empty beer |
2 |
| those first few |
2 |
| looked at me |
2 |
| have to see |
2 |
| out of the |
2 |
| “i’m going to |
2 |
| as salvador had |
2 |
| one of these |
2 |
| a week after |
2 |
|
| Most frequent four-word phrases, including stop words: |
| bump on my head |
4 |
| the bump on my |
4 |
| was wasting my life |
2 |
| i was wasting my |
2 |
| to step out of |
2 |
| but i got to |
2 |
| you to step out |
2 |
| get on a bus |
2 |
| i stuck to beer |
2 |
| not go wandering off |
2 |
| into the glove compartment |
2 |
| of the reason i |
2 |
| looking at the ticker |
2 |
| in the rearview mirror |
2 |
| out of here for |
2 |
| to get some time |
2 |
| how i was wasting |
2 |
| i paused for a |
2 |
| of empty beer cans |
2 |
| he stepped on the |
2 |
| i have to see |
2 |
| i came to believe |
2 |
| part of the reason |
2 |
| people in the office |
2 |
| and what looked like |
2 |
| step out of the |
2 |
| one of these days |
2 |
| get out of here |
2 |
| at a software company |
2 |
| paused for a moment |
2 |
| as salvador had just |
2 |
| get some time off |
2 |
| at the pink taco |
2 |
|