castles in sand before high tide.

Unemployment leaves a lot of time.

with pen or dick in hand

life is like a movie you just walked into 30 minutes late and are trying to figure out and every one around you is saying "sshhhhh!" when you ask them stupid questions and by the time you understand anything it's all over.

One for the Winner So many sides but no corners great prides and many mourners all are one and none the same some have won some are to blame

Hung Over Breakfast by Michael B. Seed There once was a spoon named Billy, He was oh so shiny and silly. Oh Billy, poor Billy It’s time to go, To the kitchen Where good times flow. In the morning I always eat my cereal; But with Billy It’s all so surreal. So I grab my bottle o’ Beam, A night past of Bourbon is this mornings theme.

What we need is war War and so much more War brings death and destruction To make way for new construction What we need is death Death and your last breath Death brings doom and depression To end all the old oppression What we need is doom Doom and so much gloom Doom to bring about the end The laws of nature we can’t bend

Joy in a Bottle by Michael Seed When life gets me down I grab myself a cold one And spit out my frown

If You Have a Knife by Michael B. Seed If you have a knife It’s time to kill your wife Be a man Freedom is but a stab away I know you can Today is the day Kill your source of strife Commitment will ruin your life Slash and hack Then run away Don’t look back Escape today

Two Bowls and a Pint by Michael B. Seed My cheeks are red My smile is broad Two bowls and a pint Everything is going to be all right