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LOC: Leominster, MA
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LAST LOGIN: June 10
LOC: Leominster, MA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: June 10
Michael Frissore is a writer, humorist, outlaw, and jailhouse heartthrob whose work has appeared in Monkeybicycle, Yankee Pot Roast, Defenestration, Feathertale, SNReview, Type AB+, The Raging Face, and elsewhere. He is a staff writer at Flak Magazine, and writes frequently at Helium.com. Earlier this year Mike was banned from Suite101.com, a community writing site, for offensive content. He regrouped, however, by placing as a runner-up in the 2008 Pima Writers Workshop Writing Contest. Mike is currently working on a collection of short stories, and a memoir, because he is that interesting. He enjoys Chinese food, time travel, and referring to himself in the third person. An avid Boston sports fan, Mike grew up in Massachusetts, and now …
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Turns out - Pen? Not so mighty.
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Legacy akin to Whitman. Charles Whitman.
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The President was giving a speech on television. Tandy started looking at the screen in a funny way, as if to say “He’s more stupid than Basil.” Amy and I laughed, and Basil, our dim cat, looked at us as if to say, “I’m not stupid,” or perhaps “Wow, he is “dumber than me.” Perhaps someone should spray him with the water bottle we use on the cats.
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Oh, Janis Thou ass areth so big, ‘Tis as a Christmas miracle when it bringeth children toys and eateth Hungry Man dinners.
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Gotta say this is one of my favorites thus far. It's vicious, perhaps overly so, but I like it.
Best one yet. Love it. Love the viciousness. I literally LOL'ed. Thank you.
Wait, how did you get this accepted into the system when it says its 24 words? I like the style quite a bit, especially the way you spelled "preplexing." I'm still trying to figure out "lahyf."
Love it. You definitely make the most out of your six words. I love that you used "britches," and I love that they're velvet. And everyone loves the baby Jesus.
Kinda like it. I think in order to turn it to a humorous, satirical line, rather than sounding like just rage, you should have either a period or comma after "Nope," and then a period, rather than an exclamation point.
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