Journal, Diary, & Blogging / Dude, what were you thinking?

So, the other day I read in the local newspaper that some guy drove to our local park, tied a rope around a concrete picnic table, sat in his car, tied the other end around his neck, and drove into the lake, decapitating himself. Now I thought that was a pretty ballsy way to go out! Couldn’t he have just swallowed a handful of pills or some shit? Anyway, I was also thinking that if he was going to cut off his own head he should have done a bit of experimentation first. For instance, he could have cut of his ear & whispered in it. Or… he could have cut off his hand and slapped himself in the face, or scratched his own back! Oh, I know. He could have hacked off his foot & shoved it up his ass. I mean, he will never be able to experience these things now. Oh, here’s a good one. He should have chopped off his penis & gave himself oral sex, or just shoved it in his…oh, never mind. Anyway, now he will never know how good he was at it, or how he might have improved his technique. Now, my thought is this. If he killed himself out of loneliness he could have saved himself the trouble, as long as he was willing to do without a few appendages. I’m just saying. Dude! What were you thinking? Rest in piece, uhh, peace, man. Rest in peace.

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February 02, 2008

cjbowenrd

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30	F	Herlong, CA	March 23

cjbowenrd reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

Wow. So now that I have gotten past the whole decapitation thing I’m thinking that was some good writing. I felt your passion for the story and it kept it rolling forward. I didn’t lose intrest at any point. Good job.

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January 23, 2008

badhabits

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28	F	Brighton, MA	February 20

badhabits reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

Wow this was really intense! Definitely not what I thought this blog was going to be about in regards to subject matter. As far as suicides go, it is by far and away one of the most interesting ones I’ve ever heard of. To improve this blog, perhaps you could’ve added the link to the article so we could see for ourselves!