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Two Girls and One Cup. I’m sure it really doesn’t need an introduction, but for those of you who have been lost in the jungles of Bolivia, here goes. This is a video of two girls eating one another’s SHIT and drinking one another’s PUKE (which is actually double-shit puke if you think about it)! When I heard about it I didn’t know what to expect, so naturally I just had to see it cause that’s what we humans do! Well, my snobby friend Sheila (who, by the way, sounds like Hilary from Fresh Prince) and I decided to watch it together. So, we sit down in front of the computer, load the video, and wait. The video starts and I am completely WTF grossed out! I can barely watch it. One chick shits in a cup, then they eat the shit out of the cup, throw it up and eat it again! WTF! Naturally, I was grossed out. I could hardly watch (I did, of course). I had to keep turning away. It was so whaaaaaaaa? I noticed that Sheila hardly blinked an eye. Sheila is one of those LA type snobs. The kind where nothing seems to phase her. The kind that’s had more than her fair share of 60 year old men crawling around her bedroom floor in a diaper and spike collar while she whips him and gets paid for it type of snobs. Anyway, we’re sitting there watching this shockingly sick, I’ll never look at shit the same way again (come on, you know you look) movie and all of a sudden she says, (in her Hilary-esque voice) “Where did they get that cup?” WTF! Where did they get the cup? Of all the raunchy, sick, shit-eating fetishy puke lovin’ shit going down in that video she wants to know where they got the cup? WTF? I said, “What do you mean where did they get the cup?” and she said, “Where did they get that cup? ” They could have used a prettier cup!” WTF? I couldn’t believe it! All the crap-gorging puke going on in this movie and all she could think about was the cup! Then I thought about it for a minute and I realized, “Shit! Sheila’s right!” I mean, think about it. Shit eaters are a select group, right? Not too many people eat shit once, let alone throw it up and eat it again, so we should honor those that can find within themselves the cahones to consume this delicacy!
I think I read this in the bible somewhere in one of my throngs of desperation: And ye goddesses shall spew shat and thirst from a golden chalice and the cyber world shall ever remained changed! In fact they could have called the video Two Goddesses and a Golden Chalice. I ran the idea by my friend Sheila. She thought it was fabulous and offered to shop for the chalice herself, and even suggested we do the remake together, to which I kindly refused. Anyway, that’s my take on the Two Girls and A Cup video. Oh. I almost forget! I was watching the reaction videos to Two Girls and A Cup. One of my favorite people is Joe Rogan, and Sheila was telling me about his reaction video and how he asked his buddy what they would have to pay these two chicks to come & eat shit for them. His friend said they would have to pay them in Coke. COKE! I mean, I love root beer, but I’ll be damned if I’m eatin’ shit for a two liter! Then Sheila explained that they meant cocaine. Well hell! I’d eat a mixture of Quentin Tarantino’s shit, that crap wad George Bushes shit and the landlady in the movie Kingpin’s shit for a gram of coke! Bwwwaaahhhhh!
Oh, one more thing. We will be holding auditions for the remake soon. If interested please leave your info below. Actors will be required to bring their own cup, uhhhh, chalice for the reading. Shit will be provided providing its available. We suggest you bring your own source of shit, just in case. Please make sure it’s fresh (standing shit tends to dry out quickly). Hope to see you there! Thanks and good luck shithead!
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aimless2990 reviewed Version 1 -
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You are hilarious! I have to admit that I was like Shelia, with my jaw on the floor and my eyes glued to the computer screen the whole time. But my question wasn’t “Where did they get the cup,” but “How did they know what to feed that girl to get her crap to be the perfect soft-serve ice cream consistancy?”
It’s hard to give a serious critique to writing about a topic like this, but I love that you write in what I am assuming is the same way you talk, that and the topic gives this a relatable quality that is nice. Thank you for letting me realize that I am not the only one who thought too much into this video. : )
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badhabits reviewed Version 1 -
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I have read and seen a lot of feedback on the Two Girls, One Cup video, but this is definitely one of my favorites. I love Sheila’s response about the cup. Your writing is very fast paced and witty. I enjoyed it very much, thank you.
Cestlavive reviewed Version 1 -
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wtf
are you serious, a remake?
me and my friend thought about it, to make a fun of it and eat icecream together lol
but wow.
if you liked 2girls1cup, you have to check out 2girls1finger it is a million times worse D: <
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