It is Alice_Headband’s thoughts. Unexpurgated.
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1. Explain pickles to me?
2. A cat running up a hill.
3. The world is not square. The world is not round. The world is not flat. The world is sausage-shaped.
4. Invent a hammock.
5. Artichokes are people too.
6. Erase this nature inside of me.
7. I swallowed a mouse from the trap.
8. Fill in the blanks. Fill in the banks with the blanks. Then substitute a red one for a green one.
9. Fences get cross when people sit on them.
10. He wrote the books. He takes the bribes. He is a dad.
11. All ghosts are figments of my imagination.
12. You are not afraid. You are Kenneth Naylor.
13. Hunting.
14. Bend sinister when the wolves think in unison.
15. I’d like to make a lamp.
16. This is the hour of your deafness. Why?
17. I am the mothership.
18. Direct action towards the northface.
19. Does it matter?
20. No one inhales in here.
21. Is the moon 2D?
22. New shoes or broken brothers? Neither.
23. What if disinfectant were alive?
24. You are going to sink.
25. Hello, dead man.
26. Into the bucket place the Xs and into the saucepot place the Ys.
27. My brain is a spanner.
28. (Whispers fade…)
29. Perhaps I should? Perhaps you are? Perhaps we can? Let’s just…
30. This is not the end.
31. Shift the shampoo makers.
32. Lie to the nocturnal futures.
33. A cushion mastered flattery.
34. Gravid is forearmed.
35. Eighty-nine.
36. You could build a rocket out of trees.
37. Mr. Tophat sleeps in a castle.
38. I am a Eucharist evangelist.
39. I would like a pedalo.
40. God is on eBay.
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Catastrophe reviewed Version 1 -
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With cheese, even. #29 has a great rhythm to it. :)
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Rupert reviewed Version 1 -
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This makes no sense at all, just like anything that most people write in their journals. As it is, I read it, because the zaniness and irrelevance to anything drew me to finish the list. Lists are boring, as this stands i don’t see how it works as a journal entry.
evanescencerose reviewed Version 1 -
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I thought this was quite interesting. I have to admit, some of your points were a little odd for my taste, but some of them really hit my hard. My favorite one was number sixteen where you said” this is your moment of deafness. why?” I felt that question touch me in such a manner- it is a truely deep thought, and i still can’t stop thinking about it. Too many people are deaf in this world, either by accident or by choice, but asking why…i had never thought of it that way. As well your last point, forty, saying “God is on eBay”. I am thinking you put that as a sort of joke, but thinking about it, it makes more sense in a spiritual manner of you can buy anything now, even faith, and thats disgusting. I loved your blog, the writing style and technique, and i wouldn’t change a thing! Kudos!
han9na reviewed Version 1 -
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This seemed different than most of the things I’ve read. I found it interesting enough to read the 40 items listed, but I doubt I would have kept going much further. I liked it, but I think it needs something to make the whole more cohesive. ”Explain pickles” was my favorite.
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Dayle reviewed Version 1 -
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I’ve read this piece twice and it still both amuseses and completely baffles me. Alice Headbands thoughts are some very weird ones. Is there a pattern to this or is it, in fact, just random thoughts?
stephanie482 reviewed Version 1 -
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I love pieces like this. Totally random, no hidden meaning, for your enjoyment only. I have NO idea what you’re talking about, but that’s okay – because you can’t make sense out of nonsense. Thanks for making my day a bit brighter!
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