Humor/Satire / A Touch of Fate - Chapter 2

Chapter 2
Somewhere in the ocean
the next day

So, I was on this crusie boat. My neighbor Charley let us sneak on it, because he knew that all of our lives were now in danger. The car disappeared, and I was really suprised. Right now, Giles and Grandfather were sitting around talking to Hermonry, a red head guy named Ron, and some guy name Harry. Harry andmy Grandpa kept glaring at each other. Sonmething was really, really, wrong.

“We have families to get to.” said Ron “We can’t do this right now.”

“It’s our destiny.” said the weird, British Harry “It’s her destiny. The fate of the world can depend on her.”

Woah. Were they talking about me? And why was everyone British? I was reaally really confussed. Then, someone else came in.

“Did someone need to be trained?” he asked. I turned around. It was Chuck Norris.

“Chuck Norris!” I said, real loud ”I’m a slayer and a witch, and the world could end!”

“Don’t worry Wynnfred. I’ll train you.”

“Woah. How did yu know my name?”

“It’s FATE, Wnyyfred.” Chuck Norris took me by the hand to train me. I head my garandpa say that I was a rarity, and he was glad his old frined could help him.

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