Quotes / Culinary Blasphemies

yeah or any other object could have been picked. fair play as a bit of fun, though i wasn’t in pain with laughter. keep trying.

...or God just has a very interesting sense of humor!

Made me laugh as I thought of the almighty splat-filled finale…

Yes. If there was a God, he/she never would’ve let that cupcake fall the way it did. Amusing.

wow, no god all through the venue of a cupcake. if not through that then what? it’s just as good as a cheeto or a pringle or a stain of somesort. i like that you got a glimpse before you realized it was nonexistent. :)  like the quote. not sure what i’m supposed to think—if anything

Too bad, could’ve sold it on Ebay. Awesome quote. :)

Deicidal pastry addict, you’ll never learn. I’m not saying it was 1st-degree deicide, but clearly his death was your doing. Something tells me you’d never do this to the devil’s food cake.
BTW, do trinitarians believe he’s a triple layer cake? Also, I liked this line.

It would read better as such: I thought I saw god in my cupcake until it fell, frosting side down, and I realized there is no god.
You use was, but that is a current state of realization, no?