Haiku/Senryu / Evil Empire

sorry that was smile: small, common, typo.

Have no idea

It made her slime?  That’s unusual.  ;-)

Thank you

To be honesty, I can’t remember why I had responded in the way I did. I should not of of said, “I was not trying to impress you”   How I should of responded – The use of bill instead of Bill works because it is easier to visualize the “bill” as both a person and a position. If you use “Bill” first all you see is a person.
The use of “hi-coup” Was to emphasise the feeling of getting hi then the score of the coup. I thank you for writing back to set me straight. I hope this was a better response. Please let me know where I have made mistakes. That is he way I learn. It is appreciated.

...yes, well done, and I repeat “why would I care about whether you tried to impress me?”.

For example, I might say to someone “I’m cold”, and they might respond “Why would I care if you’re cold?”. Then I might say, “I don’t care whether you care that I’m cold”. But presumably you would respond “But you said you were cold”.

Presumably you wouldn’t care if I said you can’t take the most watered down criticism either, so I don’t expect any more return comments that might, once more, contradict your alleged lack of care.

Another point of note: writers sometimes like to know whether the reader is impressed by what they write.

You wrote “I’m not very impressed”

why would i care about whether you tried to impress me, and what does that have to do with the validation of hyphen usage?

I was not trying to impress you. If you don’t understand a haiku that’s all you need to say and a short reason way. Thank you.

Thanks

No kidding…what does he do with it all? LOL! Stare at it…Anyway, np.

I was going for Bill being high and the bill is high (price). Thank you for your review.

I can give it my best shot. Thank you for the idea.

i’ve been thinking about this… perhaps you could make the title as witty as the haiku itself… In fact, the first line is a much better title than “Evil Empire”.  Not that it’s bad, but not as good as the haiku.  Can you make a title with a fun double meaning?

I now see what you are saying. Thank you.

Seriously… I understand you might not want to capitalize “Bill” as it is also intended to mean “bill”.  I think the problem is that by using capitals elsewhere in the poem (where they are not really necessary), you set a precedent.  This causes the reader to read “bill” as in ‘fee’.  Without capitalizing “Microsoft” and “Gates”, the pun here might be a little clearer.  ...just a thought.

I am glad you enjoyed the haiku. Thank you for your review.

I appreciate your review and maybe down the line I will turn this into a longer piece, but I don’t have much more to say on the subject.

I was referring to price or cost of the Microsoft’s software. And bill was high or getting. We need to charge bill for an exterminator to get rid of all the bugs in windows xp

This coming from a writer I respect, I thank you  for your compliment and review.

I thought it was funny myself. Thank you for reviewing.

I agree, he was smoking something to think he could charge a high price for his buggy software. Thank you I am glad someone else feels the same way.

Evil Empire came from an article I read. I have not been able to locate it sense. Or I would give them credit for the title.  Thanks for the review.