Have you been following the buzz about the Congressman who wanted to thumb through a few pages—Congressional House teenage boy pages that is.
So another political creep gets creepier and then gets caught. Now all the other Congressmen have their panties in a political twist, calling it “an obscene breach of trust” and “unacceptable and abhorrent.”
Well gosh golly gee! Do ya really think so?!
Puuuuuleaze. What a bunch of sanctimonious windbags.
These are the same lawmakers who would gladly glad-hand a pedophile if it meant they could squeeze a vote out of it. The creeps just keep getting creepier.
Oh sure, they’re calling for a full investigation into Congressman Mark Foley’s inability to keep his private parts private. But really, what good is it going to do? There is so much ugliness on Capital Hill, what’s one more mug shot posted to The Smoking Gun’s website. Every single one of the warmongering, cash grabbing, back-stabbing bastards should be tossed out on their ear. But you know as well as I do, it ain’t never gonna happen Gomer.
This, just like every other sexual peccadillo, is going to end up under the carpet and forgotten within a month’s time.
How many people remember the Capital Hill teenage boy prostitution scandal of the 1980s? Do the names Craig Spence or Stephen Gobie (a.k.a. Greg Davis) ring any bells? What if I told you a Congressman had a prostitution ring being operated out of his home back in the ‘80s—and he was still in office today?
“Nah, I never heard of that.”
Don’t believe me? Give Representative Barney Frank a call. I’ll bet he remembers it.
How about the underage boys who were parceled out to the Capital Hill elite at pleasure parties? Some even suggested George H. W. Bush himself participated. Surely you’d remember something as salacious as that, right?
“Nah, I never heard of that either.”
In another year I’ll ask, ‘How about Congressman Foley getting caught with his fly in the ointment?”
“Nope. Doesn’t ring any bells.”
The politicians on Capital Hill count on our long and short term memory lapses. That’s why they’re still grabbing for the cookie jar that we so graciously keep refilling.
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“Have you been following the buzz about the Congressman who wanted to thumb through a few pages—Congressional House teenage boy pages that is.”
hahahahahahaahha, perfect way of phrasing it. I’m there with you.
December 27, 2006
Even at such a young age, I agree with you entirely. Politicians need to just do what they’re being paid a ridiculous amount of money to (to some observers) sit on nice chairs as they’re asses get fatter riding the newest “scandal” that shakes things up.
By the way, the last line, “That’s why they’re still grabbing for the cookie jar that we so graciously keep refilling.” That was great.
You’re right. Much of this is news to me. And I thought I was paying attention.
“Running a prostitution ring”? Frome his HOUSE?? Or was he simply “supporting” one? Who was THAT ?? Was he a D or an R?
If his bitches are democrats, forget it… If his stable is full of republicans and I happen to be within their delivery area, I WANT THAT NUMBER.
Because from what I know REPUBLICANs and their associates in the RELIGIOUS RIGHT, they give the absolute best blowjobs.
its ever so true that american politics are not only the most hypocritical bullshit to ever bless the planet, but also that they continually get worse and are the full blown witch-burners if a regular man was accussed of this he’d do 5 years and be marked with a big A for life, but as a politician he gets a slide? fuck. bush admitted cocaine use, then his brother rigged election then the sheepy idiot re-elected him. I pray for the downfall of the entire government in my lifetime, even society as we know it, where winning is more important that truth. were apeasing others is more important than morality, id off myself first if 299,990,000 were guarenteed to follow suit, then a few billion foreigners. finally if you molest a boy yeah get to jail; get couciling, but the fact a cop could do it and walk and a normal man is fryed is insane, keep uo the blogs, get em more specific, someday we must overthrow
This made me laugh. Yeah, our current political system is definately something to laugh at. But what would we replace it with? Direct democracy? Alright, tell me how that would work on a practical basis.
What would make this writing better is if you could give some resolution; a way to fix the problem that is corruption that comes with politicians and their parties.
You have a great memory! This piece was engaging and I like your sense of humor, also pretty darn educational. At least someone has been taking notes!
Best to you. I enjoyed the read.
Stevie Rey
If all that isn’t right…don’t know what is! Good grammar, good sentence structure and good point! Get this! Look up Prescott Bush and Auchwitz on the internet! Watch what pops up there!
Prescott is G.W.Bush’s grandpa!
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