Lyrics / Vampire Conundrum

Why are there so many
Shows about vampires
And which story’s got it right?
Do vampires shimmer
When they’re in the sunlight?
Do vampires only come out at night?
Do they have souls? Do some
Choose to redeem their
Bloodsucking pasts? Watch and see...

Someone explain it
The vampire conundrum:
Lost Boys or Angel and Buffy?

Are they immortal?
Do they live in New Orleans?
Is the West Coast more to their taste?
Can you kill them with stakes
Or crosses or garlic?
Do blonde chicks put them in their place?
As for blonde vampires?
Does Kiefer or Marsters
Win “Best Punk Rock wannabe”?

Someone explain it
The vampire conundrum:
True Blood, or Lestat and Louis?

Can you see them in mirrors?
Can you take their picture?
Do they have super strength and speed?
Do they let you ride piggyback
When they climb the pine trees?
On what kind of humans do they feed?

I’ve watched too many of these shows get it.
Not one of these stories agree...

Someone explain it.
The vampire conundrum:
Edward Cullen or Vampire Hunter D?

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