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PLEASE! I CANNOT POST JUST EVERYTHING ON HERE. YOU NEED TO GO TO MY MYSPACE. EMILY WORKMAN LIVES IN NEW YORK AND MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP ME, IF YOU KNOW HER.
GO TO MY MYSPACE PAGE RIGHT NOW PLEASE, ITS IMPORTANT, THE FUTURE OF THE WORLD IS AT STAKE.
<a href='#link-replaced'#link-replaced'#link-replaced'#link-replaced'#link-replaced'://myspace.com/justsomeband123">Just Some Band</a>
CHECK IT OUT DUDE myspace.com/justsomeband123 if that link didnt work.
and feel free to steal some material of mine, as long as you say "Just Some Dude from Just Some Band" came up with it. Its original, weird, interesting, and fun. Try it!
YOu can also look at some important discussions about the future of our country at: http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupid=100004858&Mytoken=F39DEF46-77C7-4384-BF63C99E0930B7A929269992
Please help me become a famous rockstar. I need your help. I am trying to make it big and have been trying to make it big since I was a little kid. I found hope (true story about a keychain that said the word hope) when my dog died and I was down and out. I somehow lost hope when I got drunk at a party,and ever since my life had been changed. WANT TO HEAR MORE? just send me a message.
Help me Help Out People Everywhere!!!!!
Sincerely,
Ross Tisevich
(Just Some Dude from Just Some Band)
Peace
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To be honest, this had me thinking that you’re either a spammer that slipped through a filter, or that you posted this in the wrong category. There was nothing on the front page of the link that immediately conveyed your message of help (and I am not on a writing critique site to watch youtube videos on myspace), nor was there anything that suggested humor or satire. If this is a serious attempt at humor (an oxymoron, I know), then the line about losing hope after getting drunk is kind of funny, and you should expand on that (“Captain Morgan brings naught but ruination and despair). If you were serious, then I apologize and hope things get better for you.
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Hm I’m actually convinced a little to help you get famous..but I want a cut of the pie. Good luck
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