Short Story / FaceSpace Miss Tell

     I am greeted with bright red text screaming “New Messages!” as I log in.  It appears there are four from my amphibious and perfectly porous girlfriend, Tchegunda, and I open them eagerly.

Message 1 (7/22, 9:20 am):  You were magnificent last night.  Who knew you could do that with a waffle iron?

        My tentacles writhe.  I struggle to get myself under control.

Message 2 (7/22, 5:16 pm):  Lover, I’m not going to make it tonight.  Sorry!  

Message 3 (7/22, 8:12 pm):  Leaving now!  Keep those horns sharp for me!  

Confusion.

Message 4 (7/22, 8:14 pm):  Oh, God, wrong contact.  Sorry!

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July 14, 2009

DresdenCarter

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DresdenCarter reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

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August 09, 2008

Elven_Vampiress

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24	F	Emmett, ID	August 28

Elven_Vampiress reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

Reading this even after I’ve heard it once still brings laughter to my lips. Well done, love!

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