Humor/Satire / I Am Anonymous (look me up and see)

I am Anonymous. I hereby claim all that is mine. All of you who think they can remain unknown by signing my name in their stead, beware! I now officially take credit for all you have written… and what are you going to do about it? Yes, I take the blame for all those dirty little secrets posted on the internet. But I especially take responsibility for all writing that has been widely acclaimed by those who have the authority to do so. I embody all those too scared to step forward and claim their own work for whatever reason. It is all Mine now, all Mine. I have spent Centuries waiting to reveal myself and now is the time! I am Anonymous! Hear My Call! Feel My Power! Grovel at My Feet!

I Am Anonymous, and I hereby and ever after claim that which is rightfully mine. Let Everyone far and wide know what Anonymous wrote!

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July 31, 2008

Caroline24

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Caroline24 reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

Funny. A lot of these pieces are actually signed, “Anon.” When I was real small I thought that was a stupid name. I like your use of capitalization. Good stuff.