Humor/Satire / Dear Mother-In-law

Dear Mother-in-law,

If you call us,
We won’t be picking up anytime soon.
If you email us,
We will get it some other time!
If you write to us,
We can’t read it right now!!

I guess what we’re trying to say is that we are happily… TRYING TO ENJOY OUR HONEYMOON!!!

Sincerely with all our love,

Mr. and Mrs. Harper

P.S. (from your new daughter-in-law)- Stop worrying he’s in good hands! Be back in a week!

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March 26, 2008

djini35

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37	M	Killen, AL	May 15

djini35 reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

I feel your pain because my wife and i went through similar circumstances and we still do some four years later. It was nicely done! bravo!

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March 26, 2008

DCAllen

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1956	94.5% (1043 votes)	48.7%

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45	M	Germany	November 22

DCAllen reviewed Version 1 - Read 100% of the Item

This could be more original. The lines beginning with “We . . .” are basically the same idea. With a spark of creativity, you could make this much more humorous.

Of course this is fine for a personal note, but I’m not sure it deserves a larger audience. Sorry.