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There once was a guy named Barack.

He will now repair your truck,

mow your lawn, cook your food&hel

There once was a girl named Carie

Who liked Jojo, I mean Larry

He didn’t like her

There once was a girl named Carie

Who liked Jojo, I mean Larry

He didn’t like her

There once was a boy named Luke,

Who’s scar on his face was a fluke

He says he got in a fig

There once was a boy named Jake,

Who all of the girls thought were fake,

He tried to be cool

From Obama a stimulus plan

for the good of the poor working man

The rich said “n

There once was a man from the Moon

Everybody called him a goon

He warned, Say it again

Santa used to hate having to squeeze

With great trouble down peoples chimneys

But Atkins went great

Silly John really didn’t expect

His caroling to have such an effect

But the Caroling thing

Little Timmy really wanted a fox

And a kit for polishing rocks

But come Christmas day

H

                    &nb

There once was wouldbe poetry nerd

Who butured her word everyone heard

Left her reade

“Pen is mightier that the sword”
Stated the crazy old Lord
Stabbed into his eye
The crazy Lo

I kept you under my perfectly formulated facade, too bad your too dumb to realize I loved you. Either way I’d rather

Beware, over analysis leads to paralysis.

Limericks get a million reviews
Such short things, creating such queues,
I wonder if maybe
My novel, my b