Gallery / Humor/Satire

Unemployment leaves a lot of time.

Bermuda grass is something with which I have a love – hate relationship.  I love its carpety look when it i

Victim vs. martyr, write way out.

     Mrs. Young was Dr. Harrison’s assistant and receptionist, who had been with him for years.&n

Dread cliche stay away another day.

Brand new life, same old shit

Timmy was marketing his alchemistic wares at the BOHS homecoming game. A fold-up card table was the Atlas of T

My brother is obsessed with excrement. Specifically with his own, although his interest does extend to his wife’s and his

Born, learn, try
Succeed / fail*, die

Excercise the ego, four times daily.

Killing yourself in your wedding dress.

Last night as I was pulling ward duty with the babies, I noticed an odd sensation. It was about 3:57 a.m., and I seem to re

Do I have six words yet?

Still broke, still poor, still elated.

Still broke, still poor, still happy.

Eggs hatched. Empty nest, what next?

Fun follows first words: what’s next?

I work for a major telecom doing customer service.  It is a mindless, uncompelling job specifically devised for a

Eduardo the dragon lived outside the village nearby
Hoping to scare children, hoping to make them cry
Hiding an

Spencer Forrest for President – See how mobilizing senior citizens will change America!

My Dear Fello

A wonderful flow of optimism stanched.

Aimlessly trundling toward my inevitable damnation

Life bites boob in the ass.

A waitress starves; can’t pay bills!

Be careful what you ask for.

Getting published won’t make me happy.

FTW, BTL, yet still you choose

Ten hands are better than two!

    I am Anonymous. I hereby claim all that is mine. All of you who think they can remain unknown by si

School robbed me, debt loves me