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Don’t cry over spilt milk, they say. I say quit spilling the fucking milk. If you love something set it free, they say. I say cage it and withhold food until it knows who’s boss. A stitch in time saves nine, they say. I say buy a sewing machine you cheap bastards. Kill two birds with one stone, they say. I say, why the hell are they throwing rocks at birds? The ends justify the means, they say. I say only the mean believe that shit. Honesty is its own reward, they say. I say, have they ever ...