jaugne's profile

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AGE: 37
LOC: SF, CA
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: July 23

I’m an aspiring poet and novelist who’s accumulated a wealth of material and experiences…the hard way, the fun way, the easy way, and every way in between! Welder, pipefitter, steel fabricator….”salesman”, “collector”, bank robber. Alas, even the best bank robbers get caught--the rush makes one reckless--so, 27 banks, one FBI Special Response Team, and five years in a United States Penitentiary(Lompoc, CA) later, here I am, on the cusp of self discovery. I picked up the pen in a dreary cell, and discovered…FREEDOM. I don’t write because I think I do it well(though I do!), I write because I have these thoughts and insights and WORDS, WORDS, WORDS, that have to get out. It’s the only thing that takes the place of the rush that come…

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Journal, Diary, & Blogging / The Man Leaning Against the Wall
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So there I am, on my way to the big NA Berkeley Candlelight Fundraiser. A safe pass for my very first unsupported. That’s one of the reasons I chose to take it there. Because I know the coast is most definitely not clear. I’m walking to the BART station, kind of enjoying the feeling of being alone as I travel, not only for the level of trust and work it represents, but for the sheer pleasure of simple solitude, a luxury we do not enjoy at the house. I’m carrying my Venti Komodo Dragon Bold co...
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Novel Treatments / Jesus & Me
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Prologue The Bible says the Son of God will return like a thief in the night. Now, I’ve never placed much faith in the Bible— hell, I’ve never placed much faith in anything— but I believe that part. You see, when I met Jesus, he was coming down a fire escape on Sixth Street with a DVD player under one arm and a laptop under the other. To be perfectly honest, I was in no mood to meet the Christ that night. No mood to meet anyone. Why? Fuckin gaffle! Gaffle is a street word that can be either a...
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Short Story / Coffee
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8 Reviews   2 Comments
Mirrors don’t lie. That’s what I was thinking as I scraped the razor over the last of the stubble on my chin and wiped leftover wisps of watery shaving cream from my face and neck. I looked at my reflection as I rinsed the disposable razor beneath the tap—clear eyes, wide smile. Mirrors don’t lie. I watched my reflection as I slipped on a white, collared shirt and buttoned front, and then each cuff, in turn. Carefully, fastidiously. I took my eyes off of the mirror as I slipped a plain, stai...
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Humor/Satire / prologue, Jesus & Me
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Prologue The Bible says the Son of God will return like a thief in the night. Now, I’ve never placed much faith in the Bible— hell, I’ve never placed much faith in anything— but I believe that part. You see, when I met Jesus, he was coming down a fire escape on Sixth Street with a DVD player under one arm and a laptop under the other. To be perfectly honest, I was in no mood to meet the Christ that night. No mood to meet anyone. Why? One word: gaffle. Gaffle can be either a noun or a verb. In...
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Poetry / Memory
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10 Reviews   2 Comments
I see looming before me, a table, course-grained mesa populated with deep white plates, crisp bacon captive in the warm, dense fog of steaming, buttery grits and runny scrambled eggs, a grandfather, massive and strong! in three-year old eyes, long before the predatory ravages of whiskey and time, before the stroke, before the wheelchair that will attach itself to his palsied, shriveled body like a steel and rubber leech, a grandmother, vague and insubstantial, a timid ghost haunting the perip...
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Novel Treatments / Memories of a Sociopath
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Poetry / i'll never learn
You have much learning ahead of you in the art of polishing your words. Still, you made me feel, so you have something real to polish. Nice effort.
Poetry / I Support
I respectfully disagree. I think this is an argument in the guise of a poem. But then again, alot of really good poetry is exactly that. Nice effort. I enjoyed it.
Poetry / see us
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Journal, Diary, & Blogging / Five Things I Hate About Life
Hmmm... I really liked this, the smart-assed tone fits the material perfectly, and I laughed out loud in a couple of spots. All-in-all, I'm glad I read it. I think you should maybe polish it a bit, and you could go the whole David Sedaris humorous "short story & essay" route. Expand, expand, and keep that marvelous tone!