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AGE: 54
LOC: Israel
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: November 10

have two lives – one serious professional engineer.

And the second – totally lacking any seriousness story writer.

I enjoy to write and bring smiles to people.

They enjoy less. I mean reading. Usually readers throw things on me after reading my stories. I have no problems with this too. Saves time to buy eggs and tomatoes. By the way, if you decide to throw something on me, could you throw some cucumbers and olive oil?

In my stories you can find answers for pressing questions of how to identify an alien or how to sew. You can even learn how to give birth in 3 months. Or you could find out how to buy a puppy for your child. Or participate in Dragon slaying quest.

If you look for a place where you can find answers (usually …

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Flash Fiction / To be in love.
Version 1
5 Reviews   0 Comments
  I fell in love with her the moment I saw her. Her white smooth skin made me vibrate. I looked at her and felt the enormous desire to touch her. And when the contact came, it was all I could dream about. They told me I am not the sharpest fellow in the neighborhood, but she liked me as I am. As the matter of fact, she preferred me to all others. With them, she would get excited very quickly and then get ruined in nick of time. But with me… Each time she permitted me to touch h...
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Flash Fiction / How to make sex.
Version 2
6 Reviews   4 Comments
Alan shaved himself very closely. Then put Chanel for men perfume and smiled. He showed the real man biceps to his mirror image, folding and unfolding his right hand. His left hand's big finger showed a sign of "you see!" A pleased grin covered his face. He will have a terrific sex today. ~*~ Hannah looked at a wrinkle above her left cheek. Or was it under her left eye? What ould she call it? She took some cream and began to rub it into the wrinkle. Then she massaged it. The bad b...
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Flash Fiction / Monday morning.
Version 1
5 Reviews   1 Comment
Monday morning. The cuckoo exits the clock on the wall and hesitantly looks at me. I don't see it. So the bird makes the cuckoo once. Turns left and right, looking for some flying sandal or pillow, but a moment later, reassured, cuckoos three times more. Then it enters into the clock to check out what is the hour, and returns to make three more morning battle cries. I hear the bird and try to recollect where I put my slippers. Then I remember when I threw them on the cuckoo the last Monday...
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Flash Fiction / Selling by the book.
Version 1
3 Reviews   2 Comments
"Looking into the sea, he made last farewell and went home." "Wait. What is it?" "What?" "It's the end. Is it not?" "Yes." "But where is the story?" "You wanted a short story, didn't you?" "Yes, but… "But what?" "It's not a story. It's just the ending. There is no story here." "If it wouldn't be a story, why would he make a farewell then?" "Well. If you put it this way, mayb...
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Flash Fiction / The Muse.
Version 2
6 Reviews   1 Comment
II hear knocking on the door. -Who's there? -Me. -Funny, very funny. Who is it? -it's me. Muse. - - - (thinking in progress…) - - -What do you want? -To come in? -There's nobody here. -There is you. -I didn't invite you. -Are you sure? - - - (thinking in progress…) - - -Did I? -Yes, last summer, when you wanted to write a letter to that lovely lady, I forgot her name. -Yeh, me too. Wait. If I invited you last summer, why you came only now? -Bad connection. The lines were out ...
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Sci Fi & Fantasy / "The Choosing and the Chosen"
by brainfreeze
The line beginning with @ “But she is young and inexperienced, Batiste,”@ - you wrote Batiste's answer on the same line - put it on a separate line - that's the way readers prefer to see dialogues. @Take the chosen one to Tatie Nandi so she can prepare for Batiste.”@--to prepare what or whom? Maybe "prepare her for Batiste"? And here too you put speaces of different persons in the same passage. Make them in separate paragraphs. @Unfortunately, she miscalculated and underestimated Batiste’s al...
Novel Treatments / Through a Villain's Eyes complete chapter SIX
by gemglitter
@body bags being dragged out and on lookers gawking at the free show.@--it should be one word "onlookers" @ The events of the night making her numb to what he his telling her.@--" it should be "he is telling her" @“Why don't you kill him?” Claudia crumples the now orange hued wipe “Because he cared enough to try to save mine.”@ --"mine" implies there was "live" before, but you didn't use this word. So, now you should write "my life". It's an interesting chapter.
Short Story / Greddy Turbo Kit
by Brian125
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Young Adult / Black Magic - Chapter 3
by ajodom
@ Friday night came around a lot faster than I would have liked. I had never experienced the end of the week fly by so fast@ --From the secon sentence I understand that the weekend flew by. But you meant that the week itself flew by, so you should delete "the end of". @ Boy was I wrong on that one.@--I think you'd put a comma after "boy". @ “What no Padres jersey?”@--I think a comma after "what" will be suitable. @ You skipped that over that when you were telling@--twice "that" @ “Look why do...
Flash Fiction / Sharp
by dailyfukkery
It's an amusing story. I like the thought process. The only two thing I noticed: You begin with past tense "Dusk fell upon the dark" and immediatley continue with the present tense. Is the Internet really sending a message to caution the user? It sounds illogical - this way you tell the bad guys - we know about you.
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