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  He stood over six meters tall, his shiny blue metallic body glistening in the afternoon sun. KatamariSuzuki Super-Robot® had an electronic snout that could sense enemies from a half-kilometer away, and he used this ability with great aplomb. It was on this day that he felt the presence of another robot in the city. Pulling his mechanical sword from its sheath on his back, he started running in the direction of the intruder, smashing cars and buildings as he ran faster and faster. A...

There were times in Nomad360’s life when he wished he weren’t such a talented genius. This was not one of those times. Or maybe it would be if he were on the outside looking in at himself, but he was not. He was building a spaceship in his back yard, and was quite absorbed in his task. It was not literally his back yard of course. There was probably some regulation against that. No, this was in the woods down the road from where he worked as a sanitation engineer, and it was going...

  Gordon32 picked up the screwdriver on his way to work and immediately felt better about himself and his abilities. The screwdriver had over 203 separate capabilities and came with a user’s manual that was two centimeters thick. Gordon32 loved user’s manuals that were really thick. Not that he would ever read the entire thing, but the fact that he had purchased something laden with such untold complexity that it required such a lengthy instruction manual gave him a sort of u...

  FlamePotato sat in the empty void waiting for contact. He checked his mail. Nothing new. He browsed through his old mail several times. Some of it was very old, and he had no idea what to do with any of it. He picked up one piece that had been sent to him ages ago. It looked like half of a smiley face and had a bunch of incomprehensible numbers underneath it. Below that was the phrase “over to law,” which seemed oddly out of place. There was another piece of mail that had a...

  And she tasted it. It tasted metallic and bitter somehow. But she ignored that because to her, it tasted like opportunity. Time was like that sometimes. There was only a few different ways for spacetime to taste, and this taste meant that it had been untouched by matter. She swished it around in her mouth a bit, just as her little way of doing a victory dance. Then NagaReaper took off her enhanced sensory experience helmet and turned her attention to the main control array of her vesse...