My dad is such a faggot I wouldn't be sad if he hit the rack Branded as a douche bag by every friend I've ever had He drove the Mad Hatter sane and made a monk go mad I wish my mom had an affair so I wouldn't have to call him dad His ridiculous convictions would make the Catholics slit their wrist If I listed all of his indiscretions there wouldn't be a tree in the forest A self proclaimed hypocrite and right wing conservative He makes me want to dig a hole that I could bury myself within I w...

  You co-piloted those airplanes Anyone with half a brain can see this You’re like a surrogate mother Who failed to nourish a fetus Feeding us lies likes you don’t even need us Numbing our minds making it easy to deceive us Singing about freedom and liberty while your feet Dance to beet that flows with corruption and greed I don’t believe this, paying us off with our own money Keeping the dumb happy, now I’m judge and jury Feel my fury and a guilty verdict Sentenc...

I’ll make you what I want you to be I’ll make you into me I’ll make you what I want you to be Lover I'll mold you after my heart Why don’t I give a fuck Whacking off in the bathtub It’s the story of my life Unfortunate prayers Dreams dashed to pieces Thrown down the stairs By determined assailants I only have one failsafe Fuck me running While I raise Cain Your attributes are stunning But your words are in vein Trying to remain cunning During a leap of faith So s...

I'm so sexually frustrated I'm ready to blow a gasket Inside a masked chick Wearing leather and spandex Listening to moans of pain and bliss Inside a room decorated with chains and whips Playing the godcomplex and then taking it like a bitch So kiss me softly and then turn me like a trick Flicking your bic to light up smiling faces on my skin In this building unbiased to the poor or the rich I want to dive in until your vagina walls split So spit in my face and grab me by ...

They  call me careless dick Nate I don't have a cell in my brain Nor do I have very good taste I waste my talent on any Flower vase that will let me   I blow smoke like a brokedown Chevy Tripping over my own bullshit Trying to make sure the truth doesn't catch me Let's see what story I'm telling now   Something about me killing a guy and turning his bitch out I've got a million of them and I'll be here all week If you want to know what it's like being my homie I'...

I don't have a clue I don't even like you I guess, if I have to Let's go see a movie   Your bitchy attitude makes me sick I'd like to see you dropped like a trick Licking on a popsickle stick of shit Frozen like a last second guilt trip   We don't get along Like good lyrics And a Hinder song But we're stuck together So let's pretend like we belong   I don't have a clue I don't even like you I guess, if I have to Let's go see a movie     Your eyes despise me But they s...

Every time I'm tempted to call you I scatter my computer screen with our sex scenes You had a dream about me That was a blatantly late premonition   You are the only one that I love You are the only one that makes me come You are the only one that gets me high You are the only one that makes me cry   I tried one more time It didn't work I said goodbye For the last time Because I'm a last chance Kind of guy   No matter how much I want you I will burn before I call you ...

Women are so fucking lame. I would know because I have had a shitload of shitty relationships with them. Granted, I'm no Toby Maguire, but atleast I did my damnest to stay faithful when I definitely should have fucked that sexy brunette with those green eyes I love so much. It's not even the ones I've dated or borderlined dated... It's the wishywashy skankesque chiks that I want to date or just make sweet sweet love to. Those are the ones that piss me the fuck off.I mean, serio...

I'm sorry I can't talk I've got nothing to say Even if you keep persuing I'll still walk away   If you could live forever How would you end your life I can only give you my heart once But I can never make you my wife   You don't want my help You don't want to better yourself   You just want some one To tell you sweet lies through the veil Make believe a happy ending To your depressing fairy tale   I hope all your dreams come true Accept for me dieing beside you  ...

I hope that shotgun makes you feel bigger Go on motherfucker and pull the trigger There is no mystery You'll be doing me a favor Put me out of my misey That may have been my last attempt But not my final endeavor Welcome to the sunshine state Welcome to my futile state of mind Two can play that game, sweetheart You must think that I'm a retard Nobody forced it, no one twisted your arm This will all be over when I sound the alarm Kharma is a hard bitch to juke I will find peace at the tip...