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Journal Entry 3/21/2007 He looked at me today! What? Of all the days to look at me he looked at me today. Not yesterday when I almost felt creative and beautiful. Not the day before when I might have been smart and funny. Not last week when I put my hair up for him. He looked at me today! I have been watching him for months, two semesters, to be exact. God, this just sucks! It's just fucking lame! SHIT! For two semesters I took the same classes as him, went to Starbucks at the same time ever...

Journal Entry 3/21/2007 He looked at me today! What? Of all the days to look at me he looked at me today. Not yesterday when I almost felt creative and beautiful. Not the day before when I might have been smart and funny. Not last week when I put my hair up for him. He looked at me today! I have been watching him for months, two semesters, to be exact. God, this just sucks! It's just fucking lame! SHIT! For two semesters I took the same classes as him, went to Starbucks at the same time ever...

So, the other day I read in the local newspaper that some guy drove to our local park, tied a rope around a concrete picnic table, sat in his car, tied the other end around his neck, and drove into the lake, decapitating himself. Now I thought that was a pretty ballsy way to go out! Couldn't he have just swallowed a handful of pills or some shit? Anyway, I was also thinking that if he was going to cut off his own head he should have done a bit of experimentation first. For instance, he could ...

Okay. For me, myspace is like people watching while being a lazy fat ass. Cause I can just sit in the privacy of my own home & be nosy! Gotta love that. And, just like real live people watching, you do get your share of, well I'm just gonna come out & say it, WEIRDOS! I mean, I have been reading some profiles that got me thinkin' that there wasn't even a brain part of the sperm to roll down daddy's leg, if you know what I mean! Let me give you a few examples. There was this one guy who wrote,...

Well.....okay, so last night we had some guests over because it was my baby boy's birthday ( He is a very smart 3 year old. Just shoot me now :)). Anyway, one of the guests had a really weird odor. He smelled like a combination of sulphur, peanut butter & ass. No, I'm not kidding. It was the weirdest smell, but just try to imagine it for yourself................ I know, right! Pure, unadulterated FUNK! So I was telling my sister & she said that she thought he was eating these completely addic...