burnvictim's profile

     I’m G. Arthur Brown. Though I currently have no published works to speak of, I remain an avid writer none the less.  

     My interests, and thus my writing, typically fall in the arena of slipstream, magic realism, “Twilight Zone” or weird tales.

     Once, I met a man with no arms and legs.  I said, “Hey, mister. What’s it like to be a man with no arms and legs?”

     He just smiled kind of sadly and said, “It’s not so bad. I just wish I had… some arms and legs.”

     Crazy thing is: turns out his arms and legs were just behind the dumpster. His sister set them out there when she was cleaning up and forgot to bring them back inside. So, of course, the rats had been at them.