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AGE: 29
LOC: San Antonio, TX
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: August 20

Hello, My name is Chris. I am back on Urbis. I am children’s writer hoping to be published soon in my life. I am a honest-to-God 100% kid at heart who loves to make people laugh.  And, to tell you the truth, I want to write for children and make them laugh with my stories. I want to be a children’s author until I die a wacky old fart. Please message me sometime, I need friends! Take care.

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Children's / Mr. Rolypoly's Wish
Version 2
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Mr. Rolypoly had many wishes, but his greatest wish was to fly. Each morning he sat outside his soda can home and watched the eagles fly. One morning as the eagles disappeared from sight, Mr. Rolypoly curled into a ball and rolled down to the Slug-bug café. Inside, all the bugs talked over a hot cup of gooey green slime. Mr. Roly-poly rolled in and asked everyone, “Does anyone know how I could fly?” The bugs stared at him before they roared with laughter. “You can’t fly. You’re much of a pee...
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Version 1
3 Reviews   2 Comments
Orson and Stan stared at the giant blue egg on the couch. Their owner, Miss Gertrude had found it on her last archeology trip. “What do you think is in there,” Orson asked. Stan stretched his arms as far as he could. “Must be a big chicken.” Suddenly the egg began to spin, round, and round, and round. It stopped and went crack, crack, crack. Out popped a baby blue dinosaur! “What is that?” Orson asked. Stan scratched his head. “I think it’s a…a… well, I don’t know.” “Mama!” the dinosaur shou...
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Poetry / What is Love?
Mr. Wheeler, this is great looking at love. Great poem.
Poetry / Sweet Dreams
After a dream like that...it's time for some M&M'S! Great poem, and words. I like cavity monsters lurk part. You are missing some periods though.
Haiku/Senryu / Sandpaper Kisses
This is first time I've read a bloody Haiku. Nice. Good job
Poetry / poet
All I can type is great for poets to read. I love the lines-My brain expands like fire and My heart releases for words. Great poem.
Poetry / CRIMSON
This poem should be for all writers and poets to read. I like how you have the last lines separeted.