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AGE:
21
LOC: Little Rock, AR
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: December 15
LOC: Little Rock, AR
GEN: Male
LAST LOGIN: December 15
I am a 5’11 skinny pale nerd. I am cooler then you.
I also have a gay brother.
A description of oneself is often biased. So, to fully see a part of my personality, here is what someone else wrote about me.
“Wow, you can be an amazing dick. You are like Star Trek, but with dickery, boldly being a dick in ways no man has ever been before. You are the Davy Crockett of dickery, blazing trails into the unexplored frontiers of indecency. I must say it astounds and amazes- nay, even impresses- me.
I salute you, you maverick renegade.”
I may be weird, but you are boring.
I may be cantankerous, but you are annoying.
I may be arrogant, but I am better then you.
I may be sarcastic, but you are stupid enough to believe me.
I am co…
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My life is Masturbation, Destruction is my Salvation. Robbery is not my way, I annihilate and slay. I am totally corrupt, For my life to be upped, Not for money or fame, Just for fun, it’s all a game. Why make the world better? Earth has by now been fettered.
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For more then a millennium, the human race has debated the existence of a higher power. Man has forcefully tried to convince his fellows that his almighty creator is the right one. Acts such as the Spanish Inquisition and the Crusades have sprung out within the last thousand years. Spiritual men have had the idea of a perfect being watching them and the other 6 billion people on the planet. Countless hours of prayer have gone to hundreds of different supreme beings. Some of those prayers have...
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His eyes were blurry. If one of his roommates walked in they would think he was crying. He didn’t cry anymore. On the onset of puberty, social norms required the cessation of that dreadful habit. Eyes dripping, he spent three hours staring like a drone at the computer screen. His personality was highly addictive; always craving more of a good thing. On the few cases of social interaction with someone from the opposite sex, if he felt the slightest bit of connection, he turned it into true lo...
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Yesterday after a long hard day of sleeping, masturbating, and punting my dog, I logged on to facebook. To my glee there was a new message awaiting my arrival. What could it be? Did I need to send it to ten other people in fifteen minutes so my secret love would call me at midnight? Was it a stupid reminder to some local bands concert? Oh the diversity of facebook messages! What could it be? Ah, a question about dropkicking grannies. Well, surprised by the lack of intelligence in the question...
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Drum. Drum. Drum. Horse’s hoofs pound the once tranquil trail, The rider, is not a common man, not delivering lover’s mail, He is more then a brigand, morals he tenaciously upholds, He is more then a nomad, trying to escape the coming cold. No, he is none of these; he is a legend, a hero of once old. Children heard his name, during dusky nights, they heard his name, Before their silent sleeps, their caretakers spat out his fame. Tells outrageously exaggerated, giant lizards and beasts, He did...
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I don't know why you would even post this here. First off it's not an essay. Second, I could barely read it due to the amount of grammar and spelling mistakes. Third, there is no evident writing style. Fourth, there is no point. Fifth, It doesn't matter how old you are, I treat every piece on urbis equally, and you are by far the worst non-fiction writer on here. The only thing that kept me reading with the humor. I was laughing at you, not with you. At least re-read it before you post it, it...
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Well this is one of the longest stories I have read on here, kudos for this sample. The crappy urbis indents made it alot harder to read though =(. I dunno about the whole Rambo thing... Anyway, pretty good writing style, but the story isn't very orginal or innovative. Either way entertaining read, got bored a bit here and there, but overall good. 7/10
In the very begining you use some words over and over, making a dull repitition. Most noticably is the word "Shit" used over and over, although curse words should be use if they make the story more realistic, no one says that when they first wake up, more like a groan. Some of the sex talk seems not only corny and unrealistic, but subtracting from the reality and main view of the story. This is a mystery story not a porno. You do an excellent job in your descriptions. Kudos. Your descriptions...
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I don't see the point, it's not funny, witty, or entertaining. And its -icide as in homocide, fratercide, regicide, etc. I don't even have any suggestions... Make it more consise and more humorous, how you do that, I don't know. Should be a challenge. At its present state very sub par,
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Wow, I was going to critize this work pretty bluntly, till the ending. Very well done, and very touching. Not much to say, except it was entertaining. Props on the greek mythology allusion, adds spice to the story. 8/10
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