Why are there so many Shows about vampires And which story’s got it right? Do vampires shimmer When they’re in the sunlight? Do vampires only come out at night? Do they have souls? Do some Choose to redeem their Bloodsucking pasts? Watch and see... Someone explain it The vampire conundrum: Lost Boys or Angel and Buffy? Are they immortal? Do they live in New Orleans? Is the West Coast more to their taste? Can you kill them with stakes Or crosses or garlic? Do blonde chicks put them...

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight I log in this MMO - Best player you’ve ever seen! Y’can’t survive my AoE - Fillin’ up the whole screen! Lowbies to the left of me - N00bies to the right! Glowy armor! Weapon’s +9! Wanna start a fight??? C’mon!!! [chorus] So let’s P.V.P. I’ll kick your ass! P.V.P. And then talk lots of trash! P.V.P. Listen’ to me gloat! P.V.P. I’m on Ventrillo!! ...

She had a shiny bright smile an’ some spray-tanned skin. Knockin’ on my door sayin’ “invite me on in!” She looked an awful lot like that there “Anna Panquin”… (‘r maybe it was jess ‘er ol’ undead evil twin!) She had on a shredded dress and she had bleach-blonded hair. She looked a little sketchy but heck, I didn’t care. Yes I know that she’s an irresistible hot babe - But she’s probably Lestat’s luver, ...

I am filled with fear! The aliens are here! Don’t look at me like that you fool - I have proof! I am one of those With a chip inside my head! They’re tracking me right now! No doubt about it! I need some tin foil for my hat! Their mind control can’t get through that! They’re grey with shifty eyes! They abduct me late at night! They take me inside their ship - Up into space! No one believes my cries, “They’ve come to colonize!” They said the earth is t...

Since last season I’ve been real tense - Trying to understand all this nonsense and hope For much less frustration! This show has taken a lot of turns. It’s hard to follow that’s my Big concern… oh man! Those castaways are dumb! And so I scream sometimes when I watch ABC ‘cause people writing this show keep doing this to me! And I’m, I’m feeling a little bit pissed off! So during the commercials I get off the couch And I scream and yell and I get rea...

Oh, I’m tired of you yelling at me! yeah You’re driving me crazy! Ooh, oh yeah Yeah y-yeah yeah YEAH! Don’t just stand there and pout! Just get out of my house! Tears are streaming from your eyes… You pushed me over the edge this time! Go on get out of my house! Don’t nag on me to change for you! I’m not! And don’t start thinkin’ you’re the greatest catch that I ever could have got! ‘Cause it’ll be time I let you go. You are s...

A modern-day hamburger - Greasy slide... Today’s consumer Eats in one bite! A fast food phenomenon! If you ask they’ll put bacon on! Onion juices permeate... Slyder Pilot - beef intake! What you crave! And what’s bad enough is obesity… But jeez what this does to your arteries! Get the Crave Case, Get the Crave Crate Get overweight and die of sloth! The burger, the burger... I love these slimy things. They put me in a beef coma! Today’s consumer He gets high on g...

I got a job in Information “Techie-nology”. I had to learn to write some code to be all I can be! We're currently adopting certain methodologies. My new career in no way affects my pathology! [Chorus] SuperBinarHexaCascaAsciiFusionalis! The guy that thought this language up sure had a lot of malice! If you code it long enough your brain will get a callus! SuperBinarHexaCascaAsciiFusionalis! I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die! I’m-gonna-go-crazy-I-wanna-die! I’m-gonna...

I was surfing with my laptop along this “Internet Superhighway” road - When I came across a search engine with the latest algorithmic code. “If you’re gonna cruise this ‘World Wide Web’ why don’t you give me a try.” And so I came up with a new search string and I typed the words inside. He asked me if my past results had this many returns to see - And I said, “Listen. I’ve been on this here Internet since ol’ Tim Berners-Lee!&r...

It's the most annoying song of the year! It’s the catchiest tune Alas no one’s immune When that damn song – you hear! It's the most addictive song of the year! It's the crap-crappiest jingle of all! Every radio station adds to my frustration - I’m climbing the walls! They play it all the time at the mall! You’ll start dreading December That song you’ll remember from Christmases long, long ago… It will stick in your brain It will make you insane And y...