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Why are there so many Shows about vampires And which story’s got it right? Do vampires shimmer When they’re in the sunlight? Do vampires only come out at night? Do they have souls? Do some Choose to redeem their Bloodsucking pasts? Watch and see... Someone explain it The vampire conundrum: Lost Boys or Angel and Buffy? Are they immortal? Do they live in New Orleans? Is the West Coast more to their taste? Can you kill them with stakes Or crosses or garlic? Do blonde chicks put them...

fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight I log in this MMO - Best player you’ve ever seen! Y’can’t survive my AoE - Fillin’ up the whole screen! Lowbies to the left of me - N00bies to the right! Glowy armor! Weapon’s +9! Wanna start a fight??? C’mon!!! [chorus] So let’s P.V.P. I’ll kick your ass! P.V.P. And then talk lots of trash! P.V.P. Listen’ to me gloat! P.V.P. I’m on Ventrillo!! ...

She had a shiny bright smile an’ some spray-tanned skin. Knockin’ on my door sayin’ “invite me on in!” She looked an awful lot like that there “Anna Panquin”… (‘r maybe it was jess ‘er ol’ undead evil twin!) She had on a shredded dress and she had bleach-blonded hair. She looked a little sketchy but heck, I didn’t care. Yes I know that she’s an irresistible hot babe - But she’s probably Lestat’s luver, ...

I am filled with fear! The aliens are here! Don’t look at me like that you fool - I have proof! I am one of those With a chip inside my head! They’re tracking me right now! No doubt about it! I need some tin foil for my hat! Their mind control can’t get through that! They’re grey with shifty eyes! They abduct me late at night! They take me inside their ship - Up into space! No one believes my cries, “They’ve come to colonize!” They said the earth is t...

Since last season I’ve been real tense - Trying to understand all this nonsense and hope For much less frustration! This show has taken a lot of turns. It’s hard to follow that’s my Big concern… oh man! Those castaways are dumb! And so I scream sometimes when I watch ABC ‘cause people writing this show keep doing this to me! And I’m, I’m feeling a little bit pissed off! So during the commercials I get off the couch And I scream and yell and I get rea...