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AGE: 60
LOC: Bradenton, FL
GEN: Female
LAST LOGIN: June 04

My first novel, The Founding Five, is the story of five neocons who conspire to seize control of America by hijacking the Repubican Party and using it for their own purposes. Provides a glimpse of what the country may be like in twenty-five years if the ideology of the far right prevails.

Recently completed a novella, Confessions of a Liberal Lover, and am looking for an agent to represent me.

In the midst of my next project, a mystery set in Detroit, my home town.

Invite my friends to visit my website at http://maudmuller.net and enjoy a few Limericks from the Left

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Limericks / An Obama Limerick
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There once was a man named Obama Who was black but had a white Mama. People wanted a change But his name was so strange. Once elected they called him Bwana.
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Should Hillary be handed the reins When pundits claim there’s ice in her veins? I say why the hell not Give a woman a shot After eight years of a man with no brains.
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Limericks / An Obama Limerick
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There once was a man named Obama Who was black but had a white Mama People wanted a change But his name was too strange 'Cause 'tween the O and b there's no comma.
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Chapter Two – The Gargoyle Speaks The gargoyle had been my best friend since I was six years old and it never occurred to me to leave him behind. Dad had given Sybil and me two whole dollars to spend at the fair and I was on my way to buy cotton candy when I stumbled upon the Lucky Wheel. It seemed too good to be true when the Spinner Lady said all I had to do was pick a number and if the Lucky Wheel stopped on my number, I was a winner. The prizes were displayed on wooden shelves behind her ...
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Once upon a time, I had a lot of trouble holding on to my lovers. Of course, I’m not talking about holding on in a literal sense—they weren’t slippery and there’s nothing wrong with my hands—I’m talking about holding on in the emotional sense. Dumb as it sounds, I used to think the reasons for this were political since I lean to the left and the majority of my lovers have been conservatives. Eventually reality intervened, however, and I realized the problems with my love life had less to do w...
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Limericks / Rumeysa
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Limericks / Ode to Carrie
I do get it, but you need to work on form. The syllable count for a limerick should be 99669. Of course you may not care if you are following the standard form for limericks and that's okay too. Just have fun with it.
Limericks / Hang ups
First two lines are fine, but might adjust third line from "on nothing again" to about nothing again to pick up another syllable. This has potential to be a pretty good limerick, but still needs a bit more work.
Limericks / Special Find
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Limericks / doggone it
Cute limerick, but you need to work on your form.
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