The Second-to-Last Grumly: Twice upon a time, there were all sorts of Grumlies: The fierce, howling Grumlies of the frozen north, And the ordinary Grumlies who prefer suburbs and drive-in movies. In the in between time there were only two. One of them was named Felix. Felix was a Grumly of the ordinary sort. He liked to take walks and share towers of chocolate mice cream with his chums. He had one, long, velvety ear, handy for listening under doors; And ideal for throwing over his shoulder fo...

Tommy Tooter Or The Boy Who Cried Poopy A Cautionary Tale: Tucked away in a forgotten corner of Alaska, way out past the treeline, is a tiny speck of a town the maps call Paradise, population 72.Paradise is home to all manner of folks, but none so celebrated as Tommy Tooter. This unfortunate boy, with this unfortunate name suffered from a condition folks in the “civilized” world would have diagnosed and medicated long before it got out of hand. But Paradise was far from civilized....