Chapter Three: The Cool Calm Collected Colleagues Coach the Caustic Central Character on Correct Coolness and Combat _____________________________________ Tommy was walking through the empty hallways of the SCEDA headquarters. Last night they had all eaten a hearty dinner in celebration of their victory. They reclined on the soft leather furniture and watched George Romero's Dawn of the Dead while they ate fried chicken. Everyone had a great time, including Tommy, who was willing to give up ...

Chapter Two: The Bad Bot Boogie Boys Beat the Boring Baddies in the Blistering Badlands _____________________________________ "Ah, yes. Welcome, welcome." The Commodore said, standing at the head of the the war room, "There's some coffee and cookies on the table there. So help yourself, and have a seat for the mission orientation." The orientation room looked exactly how you'd expect it to look. I mean, it's barely worth describing, but I guess I will anyways for the sake...

Chapter One: The Annoying Acrid Adolescent Acquires Access to an Absolutely Awesome Alliance who Annihilate Alien Antagonists __________________________________________________ Tommy Aldridge was sitting in his boring 7th grade science class looking at all the bored kids who were listening to the teacher talk about neutrons or DNA or some other boring shit like that. He was also bored. Really, really bored. He couldn't even draw some doodles because he had used up all his notebook paper the...