lol. Either you're very pretentious or have a great sense of humor. Congratulations on making us guess which. :)

Good advice. No wonder my ego has atrophied. lol

Messiah complex? or just divine inspiration?

I like this one. I would have thought life was the eternal campaign, but then i thought "life = writing." very nice turn.

I like it. I's very "elephant and the mouse." No matter how big or strong you ar, you're still human (or oak in this case).

I'm not entirely sure what this is about. BUt here are my thoughts. There's a muse, but you can't get what you want out of her. Or she just gives you the wrong thing completely (even though it seems pretty damn good)

Succinct. But "go figure" kind of says "I had no idea." Which is not believable at all. lol. there should be something else after that like "Diet now."

I like this a lot. Very descriptive without being over the top. I'd love to know where they are and why they are there. Keep it coming!

It's tough to take nutrition when you don't know what you're eating. If there was a way to refine what advice you're giving, I'd like this a lot more. Tough to do in 6 words i know. But I think it would be better even to give a general idea.

This kind of reminds me of the Hemingway piece. Analyzing this for my own sake, i realize every story needs a beginning, middle and end. This leaves the story open-ended.