In the beginning, when the first particles slipped into being with an audible ‘pop’, God rejoiced at what he had done, and after 6 days hard work, did sit back, a vision of serenity, to watch creation unfold… [Source: The Holy Bible, as transcribed by F. Dribbles, Founder: New Ageing Society of Ethelbridge, Cnn, USA. 1903, p.1] At least that’s what they’d have you believe. In reality, of course, it was very different. I should know. I was there. In the beginning, when the first particles popp...

In the beginning, when the first particles slipped into being with an audible ‘pop’, God rejoiced at what he had done, and after 6 days hard work, did sit back, a vision of serenity, to watch creation unfold… [*Source: The Holy Bible, as transcribed by F. Dribbles, Founder: New Ageing Society of Ethelbridge, Cnn, USA. 1903, p.1] At least that’s what they’d have you believe. In reality, of course, it was very different. I should know. I was there. In the beginning, when the first particles* po...