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The formerly venerable Dr. Edelbert McMaximillianson was once held in very high esteem for his multitudinous contributions to science and medicine. He was often compared (to his unabashed gratification) to Leonardo da Vinci, or Thomas Edison. Yet the ignominy of his terminal years cast a shameful umbra on his otherwise august reputation; Shamefully smearing his life’s work, his legacy, with the figurative excrement of moral degradation; For this perspicacious but increasingly demented old sci...

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A limerick about a limerick Is commonly known as a ‘gimmerick’: A worthy endeavor For those who are clever And know how to rhyme words with ‘limerick’.

And where should the rhymes in a limerick be? The first’s in lines one and two (not three). For lines three and four share Their own rhyme for to bear, With five rhyming with one and two. See?