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"I'm a pale faced joker with a crooked grin and squirting orchid, following dual patterns, singing one song of self-destruction."

"I'm a pale faced joker with a crooked grin and squirting orchid, following a self-destructive pattern, singing songs of self-destruction>

Don't read this Why did you read this? honestly. probably the same reason some pooor degenerate would write a blog; boredom. I've been awake for 36 cconsectutive hourrs and i don't care about spellingz. pleanty enuff time to sleep when i'm dead. I just ran out of muscle relaxers and suger for my coffee. and to be prefectly honest i do not understand this blog you speak of, do you generallly bittch about shit or what. i can't stop laffing at people in eye patches, they're so damn funny knocki...

The Sexy Stick Figure Hotness Current mood: virginal So Nolan says help me write a message to a freak-aleak. What turned out was something awesome that nolan said"don't put my name in it"..Sorry man. I had to put it in this blog so everyone can enjoy it's awesome crazy sexiness. Here it is in all it's sexy glory, sexily yours d: whats going on? i have been bored and lonely while u have been getting sexier and sexier. i'm not trying to be a dog i'm just trying to admire the art. if u consider...

Lucky the dog is barking irony with his three legs, one eye, and half of a tale. The black lab lost a leg when he was ran over as a pup; lost his eye in a dart game; his tail was cut in half by the sprocket of a bicycle. Not a bad dog, however, subject to Murphy's Law like all the other K-9s. His owners fed him popcorn once; he still has kernels between his teeth. In spite of Lucky's luck, he's a happy pooch and well groomed. Still I have to question… "How does that dog still have a will to ...