CthuluOccultist's profile

Girls, First off, I love your photos! Many a time, have I jerked it to all of you! However, one thing is has come to my attention. Why have I never seen ONE suicide! False fucking advertising! I wouldn't mind seeing hot tatooed chicks taking a swan-dive off of the overpass. At least have some chicks who cut themselves, for crying-out-loud! That, I like! Wouldn't that be great? The Girls of Self-Injury Magazine and Calendars. The Cutter of The Month is Miss Gangrene! You could call these girls...

Paul, A man named "Paul" wrote a bulletin about the urban legend of a babysitter who puts the child under her care in the microwave and cooks it. She was said to be high on acid. She thought the child was a roast. Here's my bulletin in reply: How many minutes was the baby in the microwave? I know it takes a good five minutes for me to bake a potato in my microwave. What power level? I really hope she didn't use defrost! The best setting for a baby, would probably be the button for steaks/hamb...

To all of you "private" ones, What is the deal with people who have private profiles? What the fuck are they hiding, Military Intelligence? It's only MySpace! You're afraid people might want to look at your profile? Isn't that the idea behind social networking?! What fun is hiding? But, come on! Quit bein' a pussy! Let's see your taint! Show us your landing strip! I urge you to leave no stone unturned! Let's see it all! Your government already knows all yo shit anyway. Did you think you had p...

People, Something has just occured to me. Recently, it has been brought to my attention that MySpace is owned by FOX. In case you're politically unaware, FOX is owned by a man named Rupert Murdoch. He is the epitome of the constitution of the Bush White House. He was a friend of the Reagan White House. He's an ultra-fascist Right-Winger(Reich-Winger is more like it!). He is truly, an elitist. Google him and find out about all that is under his command. I know that MySpace can be fun. This is ...

People, Unlike many of you, I didn't join the MySpace Revolution until the last couple of months. I've always resisted it. The only time I logged-on, was because I was lonely and I wanted to see what other human beings(some of them)looked like. As I just said, I am lonely. I have no real friends. My environment is not conducive to meaningful friendship of any kind. It's nothing but old farts and uninteresting people. Kind of redundant? That is, old farts and uninteresting people! Anyway, back...