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The future of ashes of dead concubines, Sweet valentines, and thine Allow the sweet master to rule and divide Flashin’ light flashin’ The fourth of July Fishin’ and splashin’ My pet porcupine Ashes of ashes of ashes of mine I’ve never committed a crime I’ve never killed a thing but you still lie limp on a dead porch swing But now it’s time To spill my guts And now it’s time for thine For a kick in the nuts It’s the only way you can rule and divide

I've made it a point to smoke as much as possible since they passed that goddamn law. That fucking ordinance. Fuck you governor. Fuck you, I’m gonna have fun. I’m gonna sop up my last plate lickins of freedom with the hard drinkin’, two-pack a-day-of-non-filters, good-timin’ folk. Unlike you Governor. What? Did Lance peddle over to the capitol and wrap one of his yellow wristbands around your big gubernatorial nuts. Fuck you Lance Armstrong. I got two words for ya. !!!FLASH MOB!!!! That's ri...

So- the flood was shitty. I'm sorry. The great GOD BLESS CEDAR RAPIDS HISTORIC, DEVASTATING, NATIONALS NEWS GETTING, and PRESIDENT BUSH SUMMONING flood was shitty. It's nice to look back and laugh. Not really, this shit sucks for a lot of people. It would very disrespectful to the situation as a whole to laugh... But we can kinda giggle at the bloopers. I mean, for most the flood was something to watch on TV. No one actually saw the flood because Radio D.J's made fun of people who like to lo...

Mountain Dew is good. I used to scoff at the vile Satan juice, and those who's adam's apples glurged up and own with swirly eyes and flaring nostrils, drinking it. Now, I do the Dew everyday, and I gotta say...I'm lovin' it. It all started innocently enough. I noticed a sign on the freezer case at the gas station, "1 in 6 WINS!" Never one to refuse a sporting game of numbers, I splurged and bought a bottle of the neon liquid. After twisting the cap I was informed by the the luciferian elixir...

When light breaks over window pane you'll see bed buggies die like vampires through the shafts wafts of Poppies, poppies, poppies through the vents how do you do we do like you would you like to buy some animated light some plunderous scoopfuls of squishiness and outstretched arms to you you behemoth you you master consciousness wrap, wrap,… wrap it up- it's mammal time loan me a dollar buy me a big mac take me to the all-you-can-eat here's a trick you can do at home raise the dead teach em’ ...