Funny, creative, and tells a lot about your life and who you are. I like the fact that this statement is used when a student fails to do their homework and then blames the dog for eating it. In your case, you failed to ever write a Pulitzer but attribute the dog for your loss. Very clever and humorous! Good luck!

I felt like I read something very similiar to this already. I'm not sure if this is your revision or someone has written something very similiar. Either way, this piece is much clearer and concise than the other. I look at this statement in two ways. One, its like you took one look at the world and wanted to retreat. Or, its like the old joke that you spend nine months trying to get out of the vagina and the rest of your life trying to get back in. No matter which way you look at your memoir,...

This is a good memoir in the sense that it tells something of your life and your interests. However, it is also very vague. I would think every person in the world who gets published would follow these steps. Every person who gets published writes and submits. Thats like saying I eat, I drink, I sleep. I would suggest either finding a way to say the same thing but in a more creative, unique way. Or just writing a whole new memoir. Good luck!

There is something about this that I really like. I like the fact that your saying your ink (your writings) is made up of you. But the blood, sweat, and bile sounds too much like blood, sweat, and tears which makes it lack originality. I would suggesting keeping either blood or sweat and picking two other words. Or find a synonym for blood or sweat. Good luck!

I like that this is a true memoir. I have read so many "memoirs" that are more like sayings that its refreshing to read a true life tale. However, there is something that I don't like. Maybe the fact that it promotes divorce in some weird way. I guess I don't like the Leave wife. Find another way to say this and you'll be golden. But its true, its a memoir, and I tip my hat to you for that.

I like that this is a real memoir and tells a little bit about your life. But without the title, "My Ex", I would have no idea what you are talking about. I think if you could find a way to say "Ex" in your memoir, you'd have a lot better piece on your hands. Good luck.

A very telling memoir about your life and who are you! Its refreshing to see a real memoir on here and not just some saying or quote. The falling between the cracks is a bit cliche and if you could find a new way to say that you'd be golden! Good luck!

Very funny story! I like almost everything about and I admit that most of it went above my head but not in a condescending way but in an intelligent way. I don't understand the faces made out of cheese thing but I still found it enjoyable. Good job!

Wow, I really enjoyed this story. You have a way describing things that takes me right there. Very good job. The characters in your story are well thought and very rounded. I like the idea of the story with Lucifer being mortal and Baal and all his personality traits as well. And you make excellent use of Dracula in this story. You have really thought of everything and I think you should definitely keep writing away with this story. I am not into the fantasy/horror genre but I think you've do...

Very good story you have going on here. I actually really enjoyed the recap and kudos for thinking of putting this on here to fill in the blanks for those who haven't read the rest of your novel yet. Although, I do feel a little cheated for reading all of it and not receiving any credits... lol. I couldn't help but notice a typo in the first paragraph, fifth sentence - you forget the T in the. I did run across numerous typos and spelling errors but do not see the need to show you each one. Ju...