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I wanted to burn the Louvre.  I’d do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa.  This is my world, now.  This is my world, my world, and those ancient people are dead.

When I’m not busy defying gravity, I dance, read, write, watch too many movies and various television programs, play the guitar (real and air), and come up with silly things to put in profiles.

I often find myself thinking in sarcastic, cynical ways. At the same time, I’m generally a very happy person, I hardly ever bad days. Just because the world is going to end doesn’t mean I can’t have fun.

My favorite books are The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Fight Club by Chuck Palanuik, and The Pi…

I wanted to burn the Louvre.  I’d do the Elgin Marbles with a sledgehammer and wipe my ass with the Mona Lisa.  This is my world, now.  This is my world, my world, and those ancient people are dead.

When I’m not busy defying gravity, I dance, read, write, watch too many movies and various television programs, play the guitar (real and air), and come up with silly things to put in profiles.

I often find myself thinking in sarcastic, cynical ways. At the same time, I’m generally a very happy person, I hardly ever bad days. Just because the world is going to end doesn’t mean I can’t have fun.

My favorite books are The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, Fight Club by Chuck Palanuik, and The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde. Other things I like include Harry Potter, Monty Python, Veronica Mars, and LiveJournal.

“I don’t really have one ready, but I suppose I could riff a list of things I care as little about as our last week together. Let’s see: low-carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah related products, high definition TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hot spots, ‘The O.C.,’ the U.N., recycling, getting Punk’d, Danny Gans; the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff the Wiggle that sleeps a lot, the Yankees payroll, the red states, the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, and everything that exists, past, present and future in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions. Oh, and Hugh Jackman.”